She gives him the key anyway, and just as she’s trying to tell him about the change in plan, the King shows up, and praises GiHawkimo on his prompt pimping. Anyway, he’s hypnotized to find Gwendolyn and doesn’t recognize Jean. She sneaks back out and runs into GiHawkimo, who - did I mention that Griselda hypnotized him? Shit, I’m a bad narrator. The King apparently needs to work on his hiding spaces, because Jean is able to find the key in a box on a table that is probably marked “SECRET PASSAGEWAY KEY INSIDE BOX.” But he’s out doing, I don’t know kingly things, and she’s just after the Magic Key. Finally, Princess Gwendolyn has fallen in immediate love with GiHawkimo, no thanks to Witch Griselda’s manipulations.Ĭaptain Jean has not yet been given her first task as Wench, but here she is, sneaking into the King’s chamber. Captain Jean has been pretty much kidnapped and thrown into a new career, rife with endless possibilities: wenchdom. Captain Jean has been proscribed wow, I kept using that word and it did not mean what I thought it meant. He is looking for the key to the secret passage that will allow the Black Fox and his team of Merry Men to sneak into the castle and overthrow the King. When we last left our intrepid heroes, Hawkins had snuck into the King’s Court by being Giacomo (or Jackamole I haven’t quite decided whether I want to kill that joke yet), the King of Jesters and Jester of Kings. So now that that’s nowhere near out of my system, let’s see what The Court Jester ‘s been up to in the past week. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, GO SEE A REAL DOCTOR WHO DOESN’T HAVE THE HANNIBAL LECTER SEAL OF APPROVAL.
THE COURT JESTER JACKAMOLE FULL
Hannibal Lecter and that my chicken soup was actually full of people, I’d STILL go see a second doctor, because NO ONE should take a diagnosis of “not fever, you crazy” without getting a second opinion. Hannibal Lecter, even if I didn’t know Hannibal was Dr. Flight Attendress? How about finding some more Hurricanes for me?” But if I weren’t an alcoholic, but instead was an empathetic psychiatrist-type person who made a living investigating super-violent crimes for the FBI, and all of a sudden I started having blackouts and high fevers and the aforementioned waking up on strange planes, and I went to my psychiatrist named Dr. Knowing I had alcoholic tendencies, I might shrug and go, “Eh, whatever. I mean, tonight’s episode wasn’t even that gory and I still screamed out loud at least twice! And I just want someone to take Will to a real doctor! Don’t normal people seek out second opinions if they’re having periods of blackouts and that normal person knows he’s not an alcoholic? I mean - let’s say I was an alcoholic and I start losing time and waking up on planes without remembering how I got onto them, let alone buying the ticket. Seriously, you guys: Hannibal is my new crack. AHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT ENOUGH H’S OR A’S IN THE WORLD
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